1. Watching Kunal Kamra’s uploaded video and then seeing Shinde’s soldiers show up to trash Habitat Studio, only to end up scratching their heads like, “Wait, where’d this guy disappear to in an hour?”—honestly, I felt bad for them. Their confusion was almost pitiable.
2. Uploading a stand-up comedy set on YouTube involves a ton of editing and takes time—Kamra wasn’t going to just sit there waiting for them. This basic fact seems to have flown over the poor guys’ heads. Eknathrao should shell out a bit and treat these workers to a couple of comedy shows so they get how it works!
3. Given how Kunal Kamra’s comedy quality is sliding downhill, he might soon end up as a spokesperson for the Shiv Sena (UBT) crew in a matter of days!
4. If that happens, Kunal Kamra could rank third or fourth on the list of laughable content creators in the UBT camp! The “Clerk-in-Chief” would, of course, hold the top spot unchallenged!!
5. In that skit, Kamra actually took more jabs at our revered Modi ji and Amit Shah. Yet, oddly enough, Modi’s devotees didn’t seem to top the list of the offended! Are Modi fans turning tolerant, or have they just given up on caring about Kamra?
6. On this occasion, at least, it’s a silver lining that those in Maharashtra—whose regime once threw people in jail for a month over sharing poetry and specialized in “hospitality” that left welts on backs—suddenly discovered their love for free speech. Quite the fortunate twist!!
7. The funniest part of this whole mess? UBT MP Priyanka Chaturvedi’s gem of a reaction on a TV channel. When you send someone to the Rajya Sabha who doesn’t even know their own party’s history, you get these divine moments of absurdity!
8. Chaturvedi madam boldly declared, “Show me one instance where our party has trashed a studio or something—we don’t do that at all!” Hearing that, the first person who popped into my mind was our very own Nikhil Wagle!!
9. They say Kamra pulled off this stunt and then safely hightailed it to Tamil Nadu. Given that the ruling party there recently trashed YouTuber Savukku Shankar’s house, the irony of this escapade just hits different...
10. Kamra posed with his beloved pocket Constitution for a selfie—seems like it’s the latest trend! It’s like those Instagram hipsters posting “aesthetic” pics with Murakami, Harari, or coffee-table books, just taken to the next level!
11. The quirky thing about this Constitution-lover gang? They’re so attached to that little booklet but probably never bother opening it! They don’t even have the basic curiosity to ask what the First Amendment was, who made it, why, or how...
12. Who exactly put curbs on free speech under Article 19 by amending the Constitution, and what impact did it have on our laws and justice system? Kamra and his “Prince Pappu” might not care, but we should—so if you’re curious, a quick Google won’t hurt!
13. Speaking of the law—our Maharashtra CM issued a threat/warning to Kamra right from the assembly floor. As a Marathi citizen, I humbly request he follows through. He’s law-educated, so he should tell Maharashtra what Kamra’s exact crime is, under which section, and what “action” means...
14. If he doesn’t, and Kamra outsmarts the government’s lawyers in court, imagine this: a CM announces action against a stand-up comic from the assembly, only for the guy to keep clowning around freely. As a Marathi, I dread the embarrassment of our CM looking like an "all bark - no bite" character nationwide...
15. Kunal Kamra’s starting to look a bit like Amitbhai Shah these days. Is there some Freud or Jung theory that says if you hate someone too much, you start resembling them? If anyone knows, drop it in the comments!
16. In that video, Kamra threw some pretty low-grade jokes at Ambani Senior and Junior. As beneficiaries of the “Mukeshbhai Jio Scheme,” we’ve got to register our protest here!\
17. Kamra’s stand-up also dehumanized the elderly, fat-shamed folks, and mocked people rising from poverty—yet somehow, no one seemed too bothered by that...
18. Just like our German Shepherd Dhruv Rathee, Kamra’s got fans abroad too—you can tell from the dollars and euros rolling in via YouTube Super Chats! YouTube takes 30%, Kamra keeps the rest, and then our Nirmala aunty swoops in for her 30%—boosting the GDP!!
19. Back to the action—Shinde’s Thane workers smashed Habitat because Kamra performed there. In Solapur, Shinde’s guys caught comedian Pranit More mid-set, broke his hand in front of the audience! Now you decide which Shinde’s crew takes the cake!!